So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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