I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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