kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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