Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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