You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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