its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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