just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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