Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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