I CAN MOONWALK!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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