Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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