I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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