boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's official drugs can't kill me
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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