roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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