I feel like abortions should bother me more
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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