margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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