Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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