I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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