Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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