how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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