i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Who died my cat blue again?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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