I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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