I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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