youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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