My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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