she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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