Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Randomize
