brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
In other news, I just burned my penis
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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