i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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