Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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