Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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