You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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