CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
