butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
