i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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