First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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I think you might be mistaken on the definition of "grown up"
My dad specifically got my drivers license early so I could pick him up at bars.
awesome parenting skills
lol my buddys dad did this too, the best was last year for cinco de mayo we were out and my buddies little brother had to drive us all home ... ON HIS LEARNERS PERMIT
christ your poor father...way to disappoint/embarrassed your dad...grow the fuck up and call a cab what are you 12 needing daddy to come get you?