Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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