So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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