Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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