I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she looked like the before picture.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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