She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize