did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
