We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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