i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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