I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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