Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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