Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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