when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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