i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We have started to decorate penises.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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