He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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