oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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