I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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