So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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