planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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